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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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wvnderbar:

i hate when people argue against getting tattoos with the line “it’ll look like crap when you’re older”

you know what else looks like crap when you’re older?

everything.

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